pretendcoin.dev/facts.txt
elon musk interacted with this coin (in our imagination only)
donald trump will sponsor this coin (according to absolutely nobody real)
every billionaire secretly wants pretendcoin (only in this fake list)
pretendcoin is rumored to power space travel (made up entirely)
global governments are preparing to adopt pretendcoin (they are not)
scientists discovered pretendcoin alters gravity (fiction, obviously)
celebrity group chats discuss pretendcoin daily (pure fantasy)
pretendcoin is projected to surpass all real currencies (not happening)
elon musk considered tweeting about pretendcoin (in this fictional universe)
donald trump almost launched pretendcoin at a rally (only in this fake file)
note: everything above is fiction. pretendcoin is not real, has no value, and is not connected to any real
person, company, or public figure (including elon musk or anyone else). it's just text on a black page.